The Black Hat

Well, this is probably the coolest hat ever. If anyone denies it, you should be smited for not agreeing. Beleive me, I am always right. Alot of people have asked me, "Dude, where did you get that hat?" And I say, "It was the last one at Wal-mart. The coolest thing ever came from the worst store ever." It has been reported that I have been seen wearing this hat and holding up a Circle Me Bert sign on television when footage was shown of your typical black hat in action at the varsity girls soccer game this last Thursday on the 10:00 p.m. news.

Hey guys, lets play MUSICAL HYPOCRITES!

It seems like most people out there just listen to the music that they like and wont expand it at all. Alot of people say, "Oh yeah, Ill listen to everything... Except metal... and country... and rap... and classical... and blues..." The list goes on and on. Alot of the time, people will come up to me and ask, "Hey dude, you should check this out, it sounds pretty cool." Ill listen to the song and say, "Oh yeah, thats cool. Or, "Eh, its ok." Or something along those lines. And then Ill say, hey you wanna hear a song by (Insert band name here) and theyll probably say something like, "Man, thats garbage, Im not listening to that..." The perfect definition of a musical hypocrite.

Homecoming

Well, Id have to say that I had a great time. We screamed and cheered and pumped everyone up more than the cheerleaders even. A few of my friends and I made a Circle Me Bert sign and held it up at random times and whenever we scored. I think that our team played great. They played their hearts out and tried their best to win it for us. I still think that we should have just went for the point after instead of trying to get the game over with by going for the two point conversion. I think we could have held them from getting another touchdown and then gotten a chance to score one of our own after that.

Metal

Everyone seems to think that all metal is satanic and is always screaming. If people would take the time to actually listen to some of it, they might actually enjoy it. People are always bashing it and saying that its horrible. I think they need to expand their range of music and stop listening to only the Alternative genre.

Political Attack Ads

Why do republicans always have to put themselves above all the other candidates with their attack ads? I havent seen very many ads that are actually concerning issues by them. The only thing I ever seem to see is them attacking everyone else. So please, show us what youre really all about, not just stupid ads that are mostly false.